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Bill Clinton & Eileen Wellstone -




LIBERAL TALKING POINTS - When facts, statistics, intelligence or logic are not on your side, just pull something out of your butt and fling it.


TAGS: liberals socialists ignorant crap throwers funny
Rating: 4.31/5

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RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:56 pm
Gross


Democrat Robert C. Byrd -




WELFARE - Is hated by those who administer it Resented by those who pay for it And degrading to those who receive it


TAGS: welfare
Rating: 4.64/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:43 am
Never understood why this isn't mandatory? Do we want junkies to sit on their a** on our dime?


Illegal Parasites -




Those Evil Republicans -




WELFARE CAT - Can't you guys come up with a website or something? Having to go pick up my check once a month is a pain in the butt


TAGS: welfare bum
Rating: 4.08/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:44 am
Still made me smile
RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:44 am
Looks like a fake


OBAMA ZOMBIES - No, they are not after brains, they have an insatiable hunger for entitlements.




LINCOLN - He knew welfare was a bad idea as well


TAGS: lincoln welfare
Rating: 4.23/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 12, 2012, 12:19 pm
Welfare is for people who "can't" not "won't". Now explain the more expensive concept of corporate welfare.


OBAMA AND HIS FLOCK - Of SHEEPLE




we are the 99% of america's problems -




THERE SHOULD BE SOME GUIDELINES - We can start with these




CAPTAIN OBVIOUS -


TAGS: captain obvious illegal immigration immigrant crime criminal msnbc contessa brewer
Rating: 4.48/5

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JGalt - November 30, 2012, 6:21 am
and demokkkrats don't care: http://www.nationalterroralert.com/2011/05/16/texas-officials-say-terrorists-sneaking-across-the-border/
Comedian1298 - November 29, 2012, 11:30 pm
obama is stupid. they are illegal for a reason


WHY WELFARE IS BAD - Jefferson summed it up pretty well


TAGS: jefferson welfare
Rating: 4.39/5

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Comedian1298 - December 22, 2012, 7:44 pm
well said


SOME THINGS ARE OBVIOUS - A shame we don't get it.


TAGS: welfare food stamps
Rating: 4.78/5

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Scramblus - September 10, 2013, 5:34 am
Referring to poor people as animals, inspiring.


Hillary Says: ‘Dirty money is still money' -




TRUE POWER - People don't realize their true power


TAGS: true power
Rating: 4.67/5

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RonaldReagan - March 15, 2015, 1:42 pm
A keeper. Putting this on the door of my den. Great


Obama: Dhimmi-in-Chief -




THE POWER OF THE INFORMED VOTER - ...Because America wouldn't be in this mess if more people were doing their homework before they vote!




YOUR TAX DOLLARS - Hard at work.




DECISION 2012 -


TAGS: are you better off than you were 14 trillion dollars ago
Rating: 4.11/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 5:15 pm
I take it back. He did run for President. Another keeper.


GOVERNMENT VS THE PEOPLE - "When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty." - Thomas Jefferson




Support -


TAGS: edward snowden whistleblower freedom hero
Rating: 4.33/5

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fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 10:51 pm
Don't worry, bro. I got your back. I gave him some great advice about you. I also gave him some great 'bait.' Thanks for biting X-D hoohoohaahaa ROFLCOPTER Didn't your "Auntie liberal" ever tell you, don't take candy from strangers? Thank you for playing
OTC - February 26, 2014, 9:18 pm
Hope you 2 girls had fun with your gossip
OTC - February 26, 2014, 7:34 pm
I think he should have been given a 'medal' of honor
RonaldReagan - February 26, 2014, 4:21 pm
Okay
fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 3:54 pm
What can I say?You got me red-handed! :-) OTC and I go WAY back.Yes,he and I are close friends.The best of friends in fact.But I think you got my pal all wrong.You deeply misunderstand him.Here,I will PERSONALLY message you and tell you ALL about him X-D
RonaldReagan - February 26, 2014, 1:38 am
What's your beef? Did the make-believe "marine" send you to fight his battles for him now? You one of his pals? And who you supposed to be-From World War 2? FOXnews, btw, is heads and shoulders above anything the liberal media has to peddle.Spell it right
fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 12:39 am
You're joking Mr.President (lol)Right? Funny,I hear his voice when you post. As much as I admire your spunk,this is plain silly. Seriously,Snow is a tool of the highest order.Like a**ange,he pretends it’s all about justice,but it's really all about 'him'
RonaldReagan - February 14, 2014, 1:37 pm
This man should be given a metal of honor.
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 6:18 pm
I'm proud to be a p***ert. I'm amazed at some of my friends and the illegal things they say on the phone. I've been telling them for years they need to watch what they say. I bet they all freaked out when the NSA thing came out.
Curlyrocks - January 28, 2014, 9:54 am
I agree with you that the phone or E-mail is already too easy to hack for people with a secret. But I wasn't so open about being a disgusting p***ert I would say the government has no right to know what me and other consenting adults do.
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 3:26 am
Frankly I could care less about them spying on people. 1) I don't have anything to hide. 2) DON'T Discuss anything on the phone you want to hide. Anyone can listen, even every day people. Modern Technology makes it available to everyone.
MashiMashi - December 22, 2013, 12:54 pm
now that it's cold in Russia he wants to goto Brazil to investigate if America was spying on them.....hmmm not Donkeystand or outer slobovia but Brazil, this is your hero. Rally around everybody what sacrififce.
Renza - June 26, 2013, 10:22 am
yeah, bureaucratic channels are known for their efficiency, surely it would have been effective to use those rather than just give the information out.
StoneTools - June 26, 2013, 9:03 am
As a govt contractor, I can tell you that there are, most a**uredly, vehicles to report waste, fraud, and abuse which will not splash back on the reporting individual. Congress is not in the list of whistleblower capable channels.
Renza - June 26, 2013, 7:42 am
I'm sure if he told congress - who already knew about the program before hand - they would do something about it, right?
Curlyrocks - June 25, 2013, 9:04 pm
I'm sorry I try not to be a total conspiracy nut but since it's already proven I can tell you there is no legal channel to stand up against this. There are billions in $ at play here and any threats to those construction and tec contracts will be buried.
StoneTools - June 25, 2013, 5:21 pm
There are legal channels for classified programs to report waste, fraud, and abuse without retribution. He ignored them.
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 3:30 pm

will the head of the CIA be on trial for breaching the laws established by the constitution? is the greater threat to american freedom the actions taken against its own people by its own people.
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 12:01 pm
A whistleblower uses any channels to raise concerns, even "illegal" ones when others are impossible to use... EVER CONSIDERED THAT?
WTFO - June 18, 2013, 11:16 pm
This POS is not a whistleblower or a watchdog. Watchdog agencies work from outside the govt mainly thru FOIA requests. Whistleblowers work from within the govt but utilize legal channels to raise concerns. Regardless of the NSA's actions, he's a traitor.


FIRE BOEHNER -




PATRIOTISM DEFINITION -




OBAMA'S WELFARECRATS -




ORWELL WAS A GENIUS -


TAGS: orwell was a genius
Rating: 5/5

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fuckelephants - May 11, 2016, 6:27 am
Every line of serious work that I have written since 1936 has been written, directly or indirectly, against totalitarianism and for democratic Socialism, as I understand it. —George Orwell
fuckelephants - May 10, 2016, 9:31 pm
Orwel was a socialist. I doubt a Republican would appreciate the things he had to say.
RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:37 pm
Funny


HEY OBAMA - It's We the People not me the president




Weeper Of The House -




The Clinton Crime Family -




LIBERTARIAN LOGIC - Don't ban guns, just legalize weed and violent crime will become a thing of the past


TAGS: weed guns ban pineapple
Rating: 2.7/5

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RonaldReagan - March 23, 2015, 3:00 pm
Teenager logic too. 5stars
fauxnews - February 27, 2014, 7:34 pm
W-eed + guns = a good time! Don't knock it to you try it........mannnnnn. X-D (Don't agree w/the poster, but I still give this 5stars anyways, if for nothing else, it has picture from Pineapple Express in it. I mean, come on!) X-D LOL
Curlyrocks - March 31, 2013, 3:38 pm
Because that America would be too awesome and no one would feel depressed or insecure for any reason (aside from people who get paranoid when they smoke), basically there system would fall apart.
Rudedog - March 30, 2013, 8:22 pm
The only good thing about Libertarians is that there is no hidden agenda, it is all written in the constitution.
Cannabal - March 30, 2013, 4:44 pm
The only good thing about Libertarians is that they want everyone to have guns and weed. Why can't we live in THAT America?
Renza - March 30, 2013, 4:30 pm
...aside from 'political bs' I fail to see why anyone would want to keep it illegal. taxing and selling it could allow for a boost in the economy, fewer arrests and subsequent trials, more (legal) jobs, plus medical benefits and further research of them.
Renza - March 30, 2013, 4:29 pm
but look at all the cases of people getting high on marajuana and going on murderous rampages, and causing bar fights, and high speed fatal accidents...
Doggit - March 30, 2013, 10:26 am
Sure would end the war on drugs


welcome to your utopia -




THANKS OBAMA - Now I can be a welfare queen for life




AND THEN OBAMA SAID - We have fewer bayonets!


TAGS: obama romney bayonets westillusebayonets bayonetsandhorses
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 4:55 pm
He doesn't want them voting anyway....


Bill Nye the Socialist Clown -




21.1% UNEMPLOYMENT FOR RECENT GRADUATES - I guess if there's no work to drive to, then that'll make you a safer driver.




OBAMA SUPPORTERS - America's most dangerous enemies have already endorsed him. Why do you?




BACK WHEN WE HAD JOBS -




" CHARACTER " - Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow.The shadow is what we think of it,the tree is the real thing.




"ALLEN WEST VERSUS OBAMA " - Guess Who's the Leader, And who's the community organiser?




CIVIL WAR TWO - 150 Years Since Civil War And Democrats Still Party Of Slavery. 150 Years later we are engaged in another civil war, between liberal elitism & conservative principles.




4 THINGS THE DEMOCRATS WON'T TALK ABOUT AT THE DNC - 1.The National Debt 2.The Real Unemployment Rate 3.Gas Prices 4. More than one third of Americans are on Government Assistance.


TAGS: obama democrats economy welfare romney
Rating: 4.71/5

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JGalt - September 4, 2012, 9:53 pm
because class warfare and hate speech is just soo much easier when you have no record to stand on!!!!


DEMOCRATS WORRY ABOUT POWER. REPUBLICANS WORRY ABOUT POLLS -




"OBAMA'S WORST NIGHTMARE " - “We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.” G.Patton.


TAGS: allen west sarah palin leaders obama community organiser
Rating: 4.43/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:55 pm
America's worst nightmare. This country would be a mushroom cloud in under a month


RELEASE THE FLYING MONKEYS! - Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas any more.




BAWNEY FWANKS - One of the biggest weenies you can find in D.C.!




YOU'RE NEXT SWEDEN - Ya crazy neutral bastards!!!




THE GREAT SOCIETY - Poverty Pimp Democrats keeping people poor and as enslaved voters since 1964




AVATAR - A picture is worth a thousand words.


TAGS: beavis weiner all the same to the american people
Rating: 4.5/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:51 pm
What a weiner


Obama The Elitist Hypocrite -




WELCOME TO OBAMA'S NEW AMERICA -




Liberal Moonbats -


TAGS: liberal moonbats progressives democrats gun grabbers nra second amendment 2a assault weapons hippies hillary clinton bernie sanders supporters
Rating: 5/5

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freasy - November 3, 2015, 11:52 am
The guy posted it as a joke to see who would bite. He got blasted from the Right, and even had lefties agreeing with and applauding him LMAO
tommygun - October 14, 2015, 9:43 pm
That's hilarious! Stupid people are so entertaining


Taxes? Resist Paying We Must! -


TAGS: al sharpton taxes resist we much msnbc tax evasion race baiting microphone pimp grievance industry national action network naacp obama democrats liberals
Rating: 4.8/5

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PeteofSanJose - December 31, 2014, 2:09 am
Why is this man not in jail serving time?


THE CURE FOR OBAMARXISM - For sure!


TAGS: allen west for potus
Rating: 4.25/5

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JGalt - September 9, 2012, 4:44 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dXi4l4q6Aho


" USS OBAMA " - It’s Very Noble Of President Obama To Want To Stay At The Helm And Maybe Go Down With This Sinking Ship.


TAGS: obama no we can t sos
Rating: 4.13/5

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IS SWEDEN SOCIALIST? - Some say yes, some say no but either way they're not the nation they once were


TAGS: sweden
Rating: 4.11/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2013, 9:43 pm
..and a lot happier!


TEACH A MAN TO FISH - He'll eat for a lifetime. Give a man a fish and he'll vote for Democrats to keep giving him fish.




MICHELLE OBAMA SAYS - that breast feeding kids longer helps prevent obesity. I guess she has not seen the welfare queens shopping at WalMart (who have been sucking on the public tit called welfare for years)....




WORKING 9 TO 5 -




Clinton Corruption -




DEBT LIMIT CAFE' -




NEVER APOLOGIZE - Don't vote for apologists and appeasers! Weakness is death.




US NAVY - Farewell to college joys, we sail at break of day. Sail on to Victory!




RED STATES - I'm sick and tired of paying for these freeloaders!




WE WANT YOUR WEDDING GIFT MONEY - Because we need it more than YOU....oh Barack... more champagne please




WE THE PEOPLE - MUST STOP SOPA




LIBERALZHEIMER'S- WHAT ELSE ARE THE DEMOCRATS LYING ABOUT? -




WE THE PEOPLE - NOT: We The Unions


TAGS: we the people unions suck
Rating: 4.05/5

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jaxx - September 24, 2012, 2:20 pm
TRUE DAT.


GUNS AND WEED - Maybe if government wasn't allowed to go after either of these, they wouldn't be going after both of them now.




THE WELFARE STATE - Formerly known as America.




" ARMY STRONG " - " Allen West’s Response to Request That He Cut Ties With Anti-Islam ‘Extremists’"




Liberals don't see half full or half empty -




R.I.P. MARINES -


TAGS: rip marines chattanooga tennessee islamic terrorism mass shooting gun free zone usmc skip wells carson holmquist david wyatt thomas sullivan semper fidelis mohammad youssuf abdulazeez
Rating: 4.93/5

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Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 2:01 pm
Pardon the typo: out = our
Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 2:00 pm
The only places that are attacked are gun-free zone and our leaders refuse to allow our military to have guns to defend themselves. Leaders claim an "innocent" could get injured? Out military die?


WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION -




THE ANSWER TO 1984 IS 1776! - Reload, and let's roll.




GO FORTH AND LIE, LIE, LIE -




OBAMA'S WELFARECRATS -




Eco-Pope Francis -




Benedict Boehner -




POETIC JUSTICE -




LAST DAYS - At the rate we are going, they are coming soon.




VOTING FOR DEMOCRATS - Yes, it really is a lot like this!




FRED PHELPS - DEMOCRAT Are there any questions?




WELFARE FRAUD - Acceptable if you're a big corporation?


TAGS: corporate welfare
Rating: 3/5

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StoneTools - June 7, 2013, 8:58 am
her non-existent farm and the solar industry need the money to help pay for their bankruptcies, and the IRS needs its subidies for lavish conferences, and the obamas need subsidies for their multi-million dollar vacations
StoneTools - June 7, 2013, 8:55 am
why concentrate on oil companies when you have agriculture subsidies, energy subsidies, export subsidies, education subsidies, and many others. I understand that a woman living in an apartment overlooking central park in new york needs the money for
Rudedog - February 14, 2013, 10:00 pm
Absolutely correct! The lobbyist influence in Washington has turned a capitalist democracy into a corporatist theocracy.
Renza - February 14, 2013, 8:06 am
Makes sense until you don't think about it.


WELCOME TO AMERICA - "Disperse your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free"




HINDSIGHT -




H Is For Hypocrite -




GOVERNMENT - Son, I need my 10 sandwiches and ½ your sandwich its only your fair share.




SOCIAL DEMOCRACY - The doctrine whereby You can cease being responsible for yourself By pretending to be responsible for everything else




IF THE PARTIES SWITCHED - So why do Democrats still have their Plantations?




Weeper of the House -




WHEN MY GRANDFATHER WAS ALIVE -




MARTIN LUTHER KING JR SAID: - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity.”




BIG BROTHER - Has Always Been A Leftist




Donald Trump & Al Sharpton: Best Friends Forever -




ROBERT MUGABE - "So what if I massacre my own people? I'm supposed to. I'm a COMMUNIST !!!"




WAIT, WAIT....IT GETS BETTER !!! - ...and then I said,,"send us your kids piggy bank money too"...AND THEY DID




" TRY TO PLAY THE RACIST CARD ON HIM ! - Dr. Sowell: "It is an America where, ultimately, great suffering will come to the American people".




2012 CAMPAIGNING - Bringing out the weapons of mass distortion




IN WHAT WAS ONCE CALLED "THE LAND OF THE FREE..." -




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